I'm a wandering soul

Li~!

2006-12-18T11:59:46Z

Then he smiled at me,
Pa-rum-pum-pum pum,
Me and my Basil.

Little Drummer Boy
from the Christmas Song Generator.

My Xmas Stocking

2006-12-11T11:52:14Z

Xmas Stocking

leave a gift for humangrunt

get your stocking

humangrunt @ 2006-12-10T07:05:00

2006-12-10T13:05:23Z

TYPE L
You scored 62 imagination, 20 confidence, 50 dominance, and 58 generosity!

You are a KINKY, SHY, DOMINANT lover to prefers to GIVE This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You can be a little shy in bed, so maybe this means that you'd prefer to have sex in the dark, or maybe just that you have all sorts of naughty ideas bubbling under the surface but can't quite work up the confidence to speak about most of them. Sometimes it takes you a while to speak up about what you like, and you aren't very confident in your talents but I bet your lovers would say otherwise, I'm sure your sweet nature is far more welcome than egotistical boasting. You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it! You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do! WE SUGGEST YOU TRY: Sharing your deepest, darkest fantasies. You and your lover might come up with some really good ideas to try out if you have a really sexy discussion about things you'd always wished you'd done. Then maybe you can make them true, or just act them out, or merely get turned on sharing them. You can take charge and make your partners dreams come true! Just get up the confidence to share, we know you have plenty of details lurking in that kinky imagination of yours!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on imagination

You scored higher than 99% on confidence

You scored higher than 99% on dominance

You scored higher than 99% on generosity

Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

humangrunt @ 2006-11-28T15:47:00

2006-11-28T21:47:09Z

Just like Mum....

Sanity spiraling downward

2006-11-19T12:19:48Z

Basil paced in his room, only pausing long enough to clare at the clock on the wall. Damnit, where'd Li get off to, anyway? Why didn't he say anything? Or at least leave a note. It worried him.

What if he was off with Isamu...?

((Note, after kidnapping plot. WOo?))

humangrunt @ 2006-11-06T05:52:00

2006-11-06T11:52:30Z

See Basil. See Basil sulk. See Basil sulk in his very red apartment.

"I miss Li..." He murmurs, his face buried in a red pillow on top of his red couch.

Because the mun is tired of forgetting it's really Caboose's apartment...

2006-10-29T12:44:08Z

Because the Nexus is a convienent place, Basil was able to find a good sized apartment to call his own. Using money who's existance will never be explained, he buys new furniture, clothes, everything he needs to live on his own.

It's all red.

The spare body is left on a couch in Nexus with a note attached telling Li to find Cosmo if he ever shows up to pick up the body.

Wearing new clothes, sitting in an empty apartment, Basil almost feels like he can do this. Like he can start over, forget about HIM.

Then Li pops back into his head, and it's all for naught.

humangrunt @ 2006-10-26T07:49:00

2006-10-27T12:52:11Z

I feel so lost now. Li... I did something wrong, I know I did, but I don't know what it is. Why doesn't he want to be with me? He said he needed me, and now he won't let me touch him? I don't understand...

Someone... please help me.

humangrunt @ 2006-10-24T19:54:00

2006-10-25T01:05:05Z

So Li and I are back together again. Sort of. For some reason, I feel a hell of a lot better now than I have in a long time. Maybe it was wrong to dump Li like that? Oh well, at least all that's over now.

[locked from Li]
Wish I could give him a dose of amnesia though. At least to get rid of the pain I caused him. It was so nice when he trusted me so implicitly.
[/lock]

I thnk things'll be better from now on. I'm almost pretty sure I got control of myself now and I won't run off again. This time I'm ready for this. I can do it. Li needs me.

[Savannah lock!]

2006-10-16T19:58:52Z

Having recovered from a rather disasterous break-up with Li, Basil went in search of the only person he thought could possibly be good enough for his little Asian, as much as he hated to admit it; Savannah.

And where else to look for anyone than the Nexus?

humangrunt @ 2006-10-09T13:10:00

2006-10-09T13:15:52Z

Damn, things have been going well for me lately. [lock] Both Isamu and Li have memory loss, so the entire Isamu thing can be forgotten, yay! As long as I stay an arm's length away from Isamu, I think I'm all set.[/lock] Li moved in with me, at least until he could remember how to get home, AND he apologized for Savannah! ♥ I swear, if it wasn't for looking like a creepy stalker freak, I'd never leave him alone. He's just... ♥ *dreamy sigh*

humangrunt @ 2006-10-05T15:27:00

2006-10-05T20:30:36Z

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20 X That was kinda my job for a while. >_>
Been jumped -- $10 X That’s like glomping, right?
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $
Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before -- $20 X All I wanted was sushi…
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 X
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 X
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 X I’M A HORRIBLE PERSON!! *sobs*
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 X …..>_>
Got oral -- $5 X …
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 People DO that?
Stole something -- $10 X It was an accident…
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 X *cries*
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20 X I’M SORRY ALREADY GOSH.
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 X Li’s my best friend/lover. >_>
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80 X Why am I being charged for that?
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Let's see that's... $260. >_>

humangrunt @ 2006-09-21T20:29:00

2006-09-22T01:33:48Z

Basil was in the Nexus! Mostly because it was the only way he could think to find anyone he knew anymore. Cain's PINpoint only helped when it had coordinates plugged in, and so far all he had was the apartment and the amusement park he took Li to for their date.

Hopefully Isamu was around, or better yet Li. He was starting to get the feeling the little wizard was avoiding him, and he just... needed to talk to someone.

Plus....

2006-09-21T11:30:04Z

Li, we need to talk.

And soon.

Shamlessly filched from Kaa

2006-09-21T11:28:27Z

In this post, talk with your icons, and *only* your icons. Post early, post often, and respond to whomever you want. Just leave a dot or a dash in the comment field if LJ tells you you can't post a blank comment.

Li and Basil's date.

2006-09-15T10:56:28Z

Basil sat in the Nexus, waiting semi-patiently for Li. He was nervous; this would be his first date ever. And damnit, he couldn't wait for either!

((OMG, that's so bad. >_< I'll fix it up when my brain's working later.))

humangrunt @ 2006-09-14T21:14:00

2006-09-15T02:16:49Z

Okay, false alarm, everyone. For the most part anyway. God, Isamu scared the shit out of me. Fourteen... thank god he was off by two years.

Still... shit. I'm such an idiot.

humangrunt @ 2006-09-14T07:04:00

2006-09-14T12:05:44Z

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette

username

you went to bed feeling

You began to dream about

who was

causeing you pain (the good kind)

a hotel room

with

your hands tied

which made you

hot

but was interupted by

who began to

call in everyone else to watch

You awoke

thinking:"WTF!!!!!?????"

and you hope

that dreams do come true

chance of that happening:

27%

humangrunt @ 2006-09-12T18:33:00

2006-09-12T23:35:57Z

I bought LiBunny a cage. No more Nexus hopping for him, goddamnit! >_< He's a pet, not a fucking roommate! And thankfully he was asleep when we got home, I'd've had hell getting him in there.

And I haven't seen Isamu lately. I'm kinda worried about him. What if he's hurt? *wibble*

And to have something substantial...

2006-09-11T13:17:33Z

My rabbit is a gender confused ho!! D8>!!!!

Li, I blame you!

But I love you anyway. ♥♥♥

Yay, crap!

2006-09-11T13:01:43Z

Look at my userpics. Based on those icons, answer the following questions:
1. Which icon do you associate most with me Li?
2. Which icon is your favorite?
3. Which icons is your least favorite?
4. Which icon would you like to see me use more often?
5. One that you don't understand?
6. Can you make 2 of my icons converse?
7. When you comment, use your favorite icon and tell me why you love it.

:D

Look at your LJ userpics list. If you have fewer than 50 icons, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five icons, pick every seventh one. If you have over seventy-five icons, pick every tenth one. If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em. List them on your LJ, and tell everyone exactly why you have it, why it's interesting to you, what significance does it have.

I just like it for the crosshair. And everytime I see it, Franz Ferdinand plays in my head. *singing* So if you're lonely, you know I'm here, waiting for you~!

I don't get to use this one enough. I just have it for the teleporter though. I think it's nifty.

It says a lot about how he thinks of himself. SERIOUS.

That's all because I'm lazy and a ho.

Li...

2006-09-09T16:53:21Z

Wow.

humangrunt @ 2006-09-08T06:21:00

2006-09-08T11:29:15Z

Man, sorry I haven't blogged anything recently. I've been kinda busy lately, what with Li petrifying himself and then Isamu draining my life three times in a row. >_< God, I'm so fucking sore, I don't know what I was thinking, letting him do all that to me. But I think I made him smile, so hey, it wasn't a total loss.

Um, anyway... LiBunny went missing. He's not under my bed, or anywhere in the apartment, far as I can tell. I wonder if he.... yep, he did. He just came hopping out of the Nexus Closet. I'm going to have to find a way to keep him out of there, now.

I heart teh etherwebs! :D

2006-08-30T11:25:25Z

Fun drabbles to amuse yourself with!

Basil was walking through a haunting meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a dildo-rific little panda lying under a tree.

Basil skipped over to see the dear thing and was cock hard to find that he was hurt! A dildo had pierced his snootily little hand and he whimpered sleepily with the pain.

"My brand spankin' old little friend," Basil said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the dildo, as happily as he could. The panda cried out and Basil's heart ached, like a vibrating dildo on it's highest setting. "You'll be all right," Basil whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Li and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Li up in his arms, Basil carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Basil nursed Li, cleaning his hand and feeding him Handcuffs-brand panda chow.

On the eighth night, Li climbed into bed with Basil. He burrowed under the covers and brightly screwed Basil's cock. It made Basil giggle and he cuddled close to Li, stroking his chest and singing sweetly to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Basil hurried home so he could curl up with Li. It gave him a nasty feeling whenever Li screwed his cock.

Then one night, Li looked up at Basil and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a shiny prince."

Basil screamed swimmingly, he was so surprised. How could a panda talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Li said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Basil said and kissed Li on his chest. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a shiny prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Li," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Basil said.

"See?" Li said and showed Basil the scar from the dildo on his hand. Then he kissed Basil and they tumbled before morning and did a lot of very pink things, some of them involving a new squeedily-spooch.

"I love you," Li said when they were done. Basil clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Li had stashed away.

And if Li didn't know about Basil's visits to the panda sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

humangrunt @ 2006-08-25T18:07:00

2006-08-25T23:14:08Z

The grunt walked out of the portal that lead back to Caboose's apartment, craddling a fluffy black rabbit in his arms. He hoped no one would mind his new pet, especially not Caboose's landlady, whom he had yet to meet. He liked his LiBunny, he was so cute.